My children are monsters, Kiro thought. And I am responsible. Perhaps if I had read them the haikus of Basho when they were little instead of that American manifesto of high-pressure sales, Green Eggs and Ham...

Christopher Moore
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  5. You only live twice: Once when you are born And once when you look death in the face - Ian Fleming

More Quotes By Christopher Moore
  1. Love: the sickest of Irony’s sick jokes. The place where logic and order go to die.

  2. Love needs room to grow. Like a rose. Or a tumor.

  3. Boredom can be a lethal thing on a small island.

  4. People, generally, suck.

  5. If you think anyone is sane you just don't know enough about them.

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